The dumbest thing I have ever heard.
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Comedian Lewis Black said once that brain aneurysms were actually caused by hearing the dumbest thing you've ever heard. The impossibly dumb thing goes into your ear, penetrates into your brain, and creates an aneurysm.
I expect my aneurysm to strike at any moment, for I have truly heard the dumbest shit ever. Are you ready? Here it comes...
Sex text messaging.
Yeah. That's it. Dumbest thing ever, right there. It strips away everything sexy about sex. It is the lowest form of interaction possible (and that's assuming that the interaction is with another person and not a computer). Even lower than phone sex, which at least give the sound of a human voice, albeit at 4 bucks a minute; even more so than instant messaging or chat rooms, which are at least live, unpaid, perverts... I mean, people.
Text the words "Stupid, desperate, and loaded" to one of these numbers. Betcha it works.
Comedian Lewis Black said once that brain aneurysms were actually caused by hearing the dumbest thing you've ever heard. The impossibly dumb thing goes into your ear, penetrates into your brain, and creates an aneurysm.
I expect my aneurysm to strike at any moment, for I have truly heard the dumbest shit ever. Are you ready? Here it comes...
Sex text messaging.
Yeah. That's it. Dumbest thing ever, right there. It strips away everything sexy about sex. It is the lowest form of interaction possible (and that's assuming that the interaction is with another person and not a computer). Even lower than phone sex, which at least give the sound of a human voice, albeit at 4 bucks a minute; even more so than instant messaging or chat rooms, which are at least live, unpaid, perverts... I mean, people.
Text the words "Stupid, desperate, and loaded" to one of these numbers. Betcha it works.
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